officialfrenchtoast:

eating in front of ur crush like

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thesassycat:

sitting next to your crush like

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missjraffe:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

richarcl:

tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.


unimportant:

productiveslacker:

mirahxox:

carlyisaround:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd
this is too fantastic for words.

i do not know, because i am a crab. 

"um you’re being kinda a bitch" OMFG

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”


old-school-shit:

gogul-mun:

slimmcharles:

makhaillamorris:

This man…

Translation: Don’t waste your time and energy on the wrong light.

*sigh*

wake up call

(Source: gambxno)

dutchster:

miscaitlin:

iphone5si:

miscaitlin:

i rly need to pee but I don’t want to get up

so glad I’m a boy and can just pee out the window

can a boy pls confirm this

as a boy i can confirm it is possible to pee out the window but you still need to get up to pee out the window