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bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

Fall in love with someone who’s comfortable with your silence. Find someone who doesn’t need your words to know it’s time to kiss you.
(via eat-puke-cut-drink-repeat)

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My heart is an unmade bed;
it might look messy, but I swear
it’s a safe place to rest.

Moriah Pearson  (via thelostdeer)

(via dahrayyrayy)

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ennis-the-menace:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

At first you’re like “wow good for you” and then you’re like “I spoke too soon”

(Source: gnomesy)

Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75
Benjamin Franklin   (via thegayteen)

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moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

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